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Photo: http://itstrendkill.wordpress.com/2008/12/04/sold-out/
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In the tube today:
1. Sarawak under siege
2. Indons have themselves to blame
3. Indonesia the cursed land
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War with Indons
http://knightadventure.blogspot.com/2009/10/war-with-indons.html
By The Four Horsemen
First Session of Dewan Selamba:
Sarawak under siege
The Four Horsemen congregate in Dewan Selamba tonight to draft out plan of attacks against the Republic of Indonesia. Speaker Pehin Sri Datuk Patinggi Tan Sri Amar Haji Julaihi Haji Suut – in short Pakcik Julaihi –, delegates jobs among the four-strong force of Borneo Federation: Skilled at espionage, Sarah J. Brooke will scout out the situation in Jakarta and Kuala Lumpur; renowned mercenary and major retired James anak Bond will try to have a dialogue with Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak and President Bambang Susilo – whatever his name is; front-man Devil’s Advocate will prepare war speech to boost the morale of Malaysian troops.
But before they can wage war with the 242 millions Indonesians, Pakcik Julaihi asks the House how Borneo had come into the conflict between Jakarta and Kuala Lumpur.
DEVIL: The Indonesians dragged Sarawak into this trouble, pakcik. Now that they’re asking for trouble we must give them what they have bargained for.
SARA: Like we can crush them overnight.
DEVIL: We can deploy the Ibans. Agi idup agi ngelaban! What are we waiting for?
JULAIHI: Sabar dulu, Devil, kita siasat duduk benar perkara ini dahulu. Takut nanti Malaya sengaja cuba sabung-sabungkan Borneo dengan Indonesia. Kita tahu lah Malaya memang tak berani berlawan sendiri, kalau insiden Malaya dan Singapura tahun 1963 boleh dijadikan panduan. Kita tidak mahu berulang lagi cerita sapi punya susu lembu punya nama. Angkatan Borneo yang bermati-matian menentang komunis, UMNO pulak yang bertambah kerusi Parlimen. Silakan Sara beri laporan flashback.
SARA: Thank you honourable Speaker Pehin Sri Datuk Patinggi Tan Sri Amar Haji Julaihi Haji Suut…
DEVIL: Drop the long title. Go straight to the no-nonsense points! War, we want war! No time for cheap politics in here!
JULAIHI: O, shut the fuck up, Satan!
SARA: You want war, Devil? I tell you what’s brewing in Kalimantan early this month. There’s talk about an army of warriors from Indonesia hell bent on climbing over mountains bordering Sarawak and West Kalimantan to bring the war to Sarawak. Their first target – Kuching City! And you know what? They’re armed with samurai swords, sharpened bamboo poles, bows and arrows, perhaps forks and spoons, too!
(Uproar of laughter)
Photo: http://samnaeev.wordpress.com/2009/07/01/malaysia-keparat/
SARA: This is no laughing matter. According to reports from the ground, the first wave of such an invasion was scheduled for October 8, but was said to have been postponed by one day. And, as we know it, postponed until today. But if the Indonesians have had their way, they could have painted the town red by now. According to Mustar Nona Ventura, the co-ordinator for Indonesia’s Benteng Demokrasi Rakyat, in short BENDERA, 1300 volunteers will depart for Malaysia between October 9 and 22, including 50 medics. The Ventura also claimed that 8000 Indonesian migrant workers who are already in Malaysia will provide logistics for the Indonesian force.
BENDERA, a group of vigilantes with about 1,500 members, claimed that its mission is to “avenge all the wrongs done to Indonesia”, such as the abuse of Indonesian workers, Malaysia’s claims over Ambalat and the purported claim of the pendet dance, which the group said is by right an Indonesian property. BENDERA’s slogan “Kill Malaysians” and they claimed they have set up roadblocks in parts of Jakarta last month with intention to “sweep our streets of Malaysians”. If similar ‘street sweeping’ were conducted in Kalimantan we should have heard of several casualties by now. There are about 200 Malaysians in Pontianak comprising workers and businessmen who commute between Pontianak and Sarawak.
BOND: The Malaysian government has taken these threats seriously. Even our Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin has weighed in, expressing his concern for the Indonesian authorities to take the necessary actions to maintain the good relation between the two neighbouring countries.
Our agent in Bernama called up Sarawak Police Commissioner Datuk Mohmad Salleh on October 8. He said the Royal Malaysia Police have stepped up security at all entry points from West Kalimantan to Sarawak as a precaution; the General Operations Force had doubled their patrols, especially at the Tebedu and Serikin border posts and several illegal trails at the Sarawak-Kalimantan border. The CP said so far they have not received any report of moves by the group known as BENDERA to enter Sarawak.
Salleh said police would also set up roadblocks at major roads leading in and out of the state besides monitoring the industrial and plantation areas where many Indonesians were employed. The Criminal Investigation Department had surveyed these areas. So far nothing unusual had been reported. Malaysian Consul in Pontianak M.Zairi M.Basri said the situation in Pontianak was calm and there were no signs of anti-Malaysia activities.
DEVIL: Calm before the storm.
BOND: The law enforcers had even conducted surveillance at the Pontianak main bus terminal, Devil. Nothing!
DEVIL: Of course they found nothing. What do you expect when the Indonesian police check on the Indonesian baddies? Nothing! They’re good only when it comes to hunting down Malaysian terrorists in their neighbourhood.
BOND: Our friends in Pontianak lunched together with Governor of West Kalimantan during the Malaysian Hari Raya Open House over that weekend, mind you. What that tells you? Indonesia-Malaysia relationship is good!
DEVIL: Good on political terms, yes, but deep down there in their guts they always envy us, don’t they? Now they’re looking for excuse, any excuse will do, to raid Sarawak and to cart off tons of monies from Taib’s longhouse in Petrajaya.
BOND: We understand your concern for your beloved Taib but I am convinced the BENDERA tirade does touch a raw nerve in Sarawak, Devil.
DEVIL: Because we know they cannot touch us. We’re too strong for them. Our Dayak brethrens in Kalimantan chased out the nasty trouble maker, rapist, invader, Maduras from the territory in early 21st Century, remember? Malaysia-Indonesia relationship is good say you? It’s never been good, Jebon, and you know it. The troubles dated back to the time of the formation of Malaysian Federation in 1963. Led and instigated by President Sukarno, Indonesia at that time made territorial claim upon Sarawak. Sara has the story. Read it to us, pretty girl.
SARA: At your service, my lord (*Chuckles). On April 12, 1963, a small force of 30 armed raiders from Indonesia attacked and seized the police station in Tebedu, 60 km from Kuching, at the height of the conflict. All in all, 120 incidents of armed clashes occurred on the border between Sabah/Sarawak and Kalimantan. Tebedu was later recaptured and following a well-coordinated Sarawak Comeback the Indonesian invaders were finally repelled by a combination of British, Gurkha and Malayan troops…
DEVIL: Wait! Don’t give credit to Malayan troops unnecessarily. What Malayan troops? They only manned watch towers whole day. The real force that confronted the Indonesians head on was the British and the Ghurkhas. We have reports on the Gurkhas here. Continue, pretty girl.
SARA: I’m done. What to continue?
DEVIL: Tell us about that battle in Kalimantan between Dayak and Madura.
SARA: Oh that! It’s too gory the accounts. You tell it. Here, read the report. Excuse me I need to go to Facebook. Plenty of harvest waits in the Farmville.
(Sara heads for a room next door)
(Devil reads the report quietly)
(Pakcik Julaihi waits impatiently)
(After sometime, Bond nudges Devil)
DEVIL: Hmmm this is a report from someone who cannot see blood. Wait a second, guys, I need to re-angle this story, tell it from Kalimantan Dayak perspective instead otherwise the Dayaks will be seen as First Degree murderers here. Of course the Dayaks delivered the nastiest blow to the Maduras but it was the Maduras who started the fire. By right, the Maduras shouldn’t be in Kalimantan. They come in tens of thousands from Madura Island to settle in Dayak territory. And you know what? Not only they’re not grateful for being allowed to stay, they acted as if they owned the land. Soon their colony in Kalimantan widespread and more of them migrants crossed over from their base in Madura Island. These Indonesian breeds, I tell you, are worst than the Bugis. They fear no one, they explore far and wide. They become predators among the peaceful Dayaks. They robbed the Dayaks, harassed Dayak girls.
BOND: Is that what the report says?
DEVIL: So the Dayaks retaliated against the mistreatment. The affair escalated into conflict between religions because so happened the Maduras are Muslims, sorry Pakcik, and the Kalimantan natives are either Christians or pagans. When the killings started, the local Dayaks have responded by bringing in tribesmen from the interior. These ‘warriors from the interior’ have been responsible for the worst killings. That’s what Sara’s report says. My report says, these dreadful warriors also decided the outcome of the conflicts. They’re the real headhunters from the land of the mystery, who can throw a sword, the sword kills the enemy, the sword flies back into the hand of the headhunter. Some stories say the headhunters can even fly. What can beat that!
BOND: Quit YOUR report there, Devil. Continue with Sara’s report.
DEVIL: “Thousands of Maduras – some estimates say 13,000 – have fled their homes in towns such as Singkawang, Pemangkat, Selakau and Tebas and are sheltering in army bases or the provincial capital, Pontianak. Over 2,000 extra troops and police have been sent to the region with orders to shoot trouble-makers on sight. However, in a vast and sparsely populated jungle region this is unlikely to stop the troubles. Reports say that troops and police in some areas have refused to intervene to protect the Maduras for fear that they might become targets themselves. In the late 90s, the Dayak force killed 3000 Maduras.” You don’t mess with the Dayaks, okay!
Reports in the Independent of London and other newspapers: “The attacks, which are taking place in the coastal towns of western Borneo, began late in February, that was in 1999, with a minor dispute over a bus fare. They escalated over the next few weeks as Dayak tribesmen came down from the hills to support their townspeople. Thousands of Maduras were forced to flee their homes. Maduras in Kalimantan faced genocide and ethnic cleansing from particularly gruesome enemy: DAYAK. Hundreds of Maduras have been killed and cannibalized.”
BOND: Cannibalized?
JULAIHI: Apa itu?
BOND: Manusia makan manusia.
JULAIHI: Astarghfirullahrahzim.
DEVIL: That’s what happened when Dayak jadi marah tahap setan, okay. Told you, don’t mess with the Dayaks. Dayaks are gentle people but if you continue to treat them like dogs, they’ll become dogs and eat you like pigs.
JULAIHI: Ya, ya, ya. Teruskan report.
DEVIL: “After several days of fighting, Indonesian troops reportedly cracked down on the Dayaks on March 22-24. However, the fighting and barbarism were continuing as we went to press, with reports suggesting that the troops were failing to do enough to save the Maduras.
“The centre of the conflict is the town of Sambas in the northwest of Kalimantan Province. The town was attacked by some 1,000 Dayak warriors who came out of the island's lush jungles armed with bows and arrows, spears, machetes and guns. Most Maduras in the town fled into the jungles, where they were later hunted down and killed. Their properties were looted and their homes burnt. The attack was evidently well-organised, for trucks of food and other supplies were reported to be supporting the attackers. After death (possibly before in some cases), the bodies of the Madura victims – men, women and children of all ages – have been savagely mutilated.
“Severed heads were displayed by the road and carried through the town as trophies; ears, fingers and other parts of the body are proudly worn by the Dayaks as ornaments. In the market place, young men cooked the hearts and livers of their victims and distributed them to local people. Severed arms and legs were roasted over fires. Other 'warriors' carried parts of their victims' bodies away to be eaten later.
“Similar scenes were reported from neighbouring towns and villages. Numbers of victims are impossible to estimate but certainly run into hundreds. Authorities say that the dismemberment of bodies makes counting even more difficult. Many of the killings are taking place in remote areas.” The report is long but I want to make my conclusion quickly. You don’t mess with the Dayaks, you hear me, Indonesians? You don’t mistreat the Dayaks. Because when the Dayaks mengamuk they go agi idup agi ngalaban to whatever end in a hail of bullets against all odds. And hell’s coming with them!
Indonesian soldiers
Photo: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/news/int/search/news/gauhati/-/2/hi/in_pictures/4463272.stm
Malayan soldiers
Photo: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/6176079.stm
Dayak warriors
Photo: http://hansamethini.blogspot.com/
BOND: Is that your war speech, Satan?
DEVIL: I haven’t even started!
BOND: But that was a long time ago. Both Malaysia and Indonesia have undergone transformational political, economic and social changes. Both have become part of the backbone of the increasingly influential regional bloc called Asean. Both have established themselves as stable and fast growing economies in the region. While there has been spate of minor verbal scuffle on territorial claims over some islands in the past, and the odd outbursts in Indonesia over what they perceive as cultural thefts of their traditional legacies, the relationship between these two countries at the official level has remained cordial and firm.
SARA: I can add to that (*Returning to her seat). In Sarawak, the trade between West Kalimantan and Sarawak has been a lifeline for many Indonesians and Sarawakians. Tebedu now serves as a lively outpost for the flow of goods and people between the two nations. Cars bearing Indonesian number plates parked outside Kuching hotels are now a common sight.
The Dayak people in West Kalimantan and Sarawak have also begun to cultivate their common cultural roots. Historians from both Malaysia and Indonesia who met recently in a forum in Tanjong Pinang, capital of Indonesia’s Riau Island province, have also pointed out how our two countries share more regional and cultural roots than we have differences.
The police and the security forces are right to take the Bendera threats seriously, and border security ought to be beefed up, just in case. That is their job. You never know what kind of overzealous nationalist crackpots there are out there. But there is no need for Sarawakians to panic at all. We should be vigilant at all times against criminal elements from within and without, but we are not likely to see hoards of Indonesian cultural warriors attacking innocent civilians with samurai swords and sharpened bamboo sticks on the streets of Kuching any time soon.
In fact, it is gratifying to see that Malaysians and Sarawakians have remained calm in the face of all these outrageous verbal provocations from the odd balls on the streets of Jakarta. The best way to treat nonsense of that kind is to ignore it. Malaysia and Indonesia will remain friends for a long time, despite some trouble-makers who need to have their head examined.
JULAIHI: Jadi secara kesimpulannya Indonesia baik jangan cuba melanggar Borneo. Kerana kalau boleh digunapakai kata-kata Devil, masyarakat Dayak di Borneo jangan di buat murka. Kerana kalau kemarahan sang Dayak meledak ke tahap gaban, badan Dayak jadi tak lut senjata, Dayak boleh terbang berlawan di atas awan, Dayak pahlawan terbilang boleh serang jet pejuang sekalipun, dan mana-mana Dayak yang kurang pahlawan tugas dia ialah makan kakitangan orang. Begitu ye? Entah lah, Devil, best memang best cerita awak tapi banyak unsur-unsur dongeng.
Secara logistiknya, Indonesia memang tak boleh menyerang Sarawak dari Kalimantan kerana mereka kena jatuhkan sanak-saudara Dayak di Kalimantan terlebih dahulu sebelum boleh terkencing di perbatasan Sarawak. Lagi-lagi mereka hendak menyerang dengan bersenjatakan sudu dan garpu. Baik tak payah. Kalau Amerika Syarikat sekalipun tidak boleh menang di hutan Vietnam jangankan Indonesia hendak menang di hutan Borneo. Lebih-lebih lagi Dayak dikhabarkan ada ilmu hitam. Ditambah lagi dengan hakikat orang-orang Borneo makan lebih banyak protin daripada petani-petani Indonesia. Maka jantan-jantan Borneo lebih perkasa, lebih garang, dan lebih panjang.
Mereka hendak gunakan pesawat-pesawat pengebom? Silap gaya belum sempat pesawat Indon masuk ruang angkasa Sarawak, jet-jet dari Singapura sudah memintas. Mana-mana yang terlepas akan jadi habuan jet pejuang-jet pejuang Brunei. Tak pun Filipin yang sambar. Nasihat The Four Horsemen kepada skuad berani mati Indon, jimat-jimatkan peluru kalian, simpan sudu dan garpu untuk berperang dengan Malaya. Jantan-jantan Malaya, secara semulajadinya, ramai-ramai pengecut dan kurang disiplin. Lagi senang Indon menang.
Secara politiknya pulak, apa kena-mengena Borneo dengan kes-kes penderaan pekerja-pekerja Indonesia di Malaysia? Borneo tak terlibat langsung dengan dosa-dosa Malaya. Ada lah satu kes hari tu seorang surirumah di Kuching mendera sehingga biru-biru amah Indon dia. Tetapi kita kena ingat, surirumah Kuching tu bukan orang Sarawak. Dia keturunan India dari Kuala Lumpur. Maafkan pakcik, menyimpang sekejap. Bangsa Troll ni sudah semakin ramai berhijrah ke Sarawak. Rimas kita dibuatnya. Tak pasal-pasal mereka jadi macam orang Madura di Kalimantan pulak nanti, habis anak-anak Dayak mereka rogol. Tak apa, angkatan Dayak Lubuk Antu masih boleh lawan balik.
Kes-kes mencuri tarian, lagu dan pulau-pulau kepunyaan Indonesia tu pulak… apa dosa Borneo kat situ? Huh Indon, mana silap kita? Kita tak curi apa-apa pun dari engkorang. Kalau hendak tahu siapa yang ada tabiat panjang tangan, ha pandang ke Semenanjung Tanah Melayu! Tengok apa kerja Malaya. Mereka kalau tak mencuri pin-pin besi rel keretapi, dia cetak rompak filem-filem bermutu. Rokok Gudang Garam 12 dari Indonesia pun mereka hendak ciplak.
Saudara-saudari di Indonesia, ketahuilah satu perkara. Kes-kes curi oleh Malaya kita tidak terlibat. Bahkan Borneo turut menjadi mangsa ragut Malaya. Pulau Labuan, dulu kepunyaan Sabah, sekarang dah jadi hak milik Malaya. Kononnya Wilayah Persekutuan tapi kita tahu lah mana-mana barang yand ada logo Malaya. Logo UMNO pulak sudah mereka edar-edarkan di Sabah, maka muncul lah watak-watak seperti Bung Kinabatangan. Mereka curi bahasa Inggeris kita dan gantikan dengan bahasa Malaya. Tak cukup dengan itu mereka bawa masuk PETRONAS untuk menyedut berjuta-juta tan minyak dan gas asli dari Bumi Kenyalang ke Malaya. Duit berjuta-juta kita bagi pada Malaya setiap tahun supaya mereka boleh bangunkan sekurang-kurangnya satu lebuhraya di Borneo. Malaya pula dengan sewenang-wenangnya menggunakan duit itu untuk buat by-election di sana-sini, hampir setiap hari. Belum cerita lagi bagaimana Anwar dan Najib cuba mencuri undi dari Borneo untuk mengukuhkan kuasa politik mereka di Malaya!
Photo: http://versus-malingsia.blogspot.com/
Kalau Indonesia hendak katakan Malaya kaki curi, ya kita setuju seratus peratus. Malaya memang kaki curi tangan curi kepala curi, siang malam kerja mencuri. Mungkin tak lama lagi agama Islam juga mereka curi dari Nabi Mohamad dan jadikan ianya Agama Melayu, sehingga sekarang pakcik sendiri pun tak tahu mana yang Islam mana PAS.
Dan kalau Indonesia mahu menghajar Malaya kerana suka mencuri, silakan! Pakcik dan The Four Horsemen beserta angkatan satu Borneo memberi tepukan gemuruh dan sama-sama bertempik “Ganyang Malaya!” Ini bukan soal kurang patriotik tapi Malaya memang layak dihajar. Sekali lagi – Ganyang Malaya!
Kita sambung sesi persidangan kedua selepas iklan ini...
War on Indons
http://knightadventure.blogspot.com/2009/10/war-with-indons.html
By The Four Horsemen
Second Session of Dewan Selamba:
Indons have themselves to blame
JAKARTA, Sept 2 — Indonesian hackers yesterday claimed they hit 120 websites in Malaysia. The hackers said they were acting in revenge against what they perceived as Malaysia’s alleged theft of Indonesian cultural items and abuse of migrant workers, reported the Jakarta Globe. Indonesia and Malaysia are involved in a spat over the Pendet dance.
The dance, performed by women in Balinese costume, appeared in an advertisement promoting Malaysia, suggesting that the dance is part of Malaysia’s cultural heritage, reported Xinhua. Indonesians reacted strongly and the government sent a protest note to Malaysia.
The Malaysian government has said it played no part in the ad, which was produced by a private television company.
A statement on a Blogspot blog titled “Terselubung” says that a number of Malaysian websites have been hacked and defaced to “celebrate” Malaysia’s Merdeka Day, two days ago. “Today, August 31, 2009, an uncreative country, a country who likes to steal Indonesian culture, a country whose citizen is the mastermind of bombings in Indonesia, a country who harassed Indonesia on the Internet... a country which received their independence from Britain, is celebrating its anniversary,” the website stated.
The site then listed in excess of 120 Internet addresses, including domains for Malaysian educational and tourism pages, reported the Jakarta Globe. Each link, when clicked, opened to a page with flashing graphics of the Indonesian flag and a statement that the site has been “hacked by Indonesia”.
After the list, the message continued: “May Malaysia become a better country on this anniversary and stop stealing and stop being arrogant. Thank you to all our friends at ServerlsDown, MainHack Brotherhood, Indonesian Coder, Yogyacarder Link and all Indonesian underground friends who have supported us.”
There has been no official comment on the hacking so far.
Last Thursday, the Malaysian Embassy in Indonesia expressed regret over recent misunderstandings and accusations leveled by the Indonesian media, reported Bernama. It said in a statement: “Nobody in Malaysia had claimed that the Pendet dance originated in Malaysia. By right, those who had jumped to conclusions should have done some research to verify the matter before making any remarks.”
The next day it received a bomb threat from an unidentified caller. The caller claimed that a bomb had been planted in the building and was set to explode at 11am, reported Bernama. However, the deadline passed without incident. The Indonesian bomb disposal squad confirmed that no explosives were found after searching the grounds of the embassy for about 20 minutes.
(Source: http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/index.php/malaysia/36621-indonesian-hackers-attack-malaysian-websites)
BOND: Hmmm… they must have had good reason to can deduce absence of bomb threats in the embassy after a short 20-minute search. For a country where bombing incidents made headlines it’s hard to be convinced the search was complete in such a short time, unless, of course, the Indonesian low-tech police had received information that the bomb threat was only a hoax. Intel from who? Try suspecting the Indonesian pranksters themselves. Indonesian Police as we know are among the most incompetent of police force in the world. They can only do their job in two circumstances: mass arrest or shoot on sight.
SARA: You’re saying the bomb is still there? Or you’re saying the whole republic is a bomb waiting to explode?
BOND: For some reasons I am inclined to the latter but it’s a long hypothesis.
SARA: Look at this page – Indons bent on destroying Malaysia –
http://www.facebook.com/inbox/...8311750529 How can they do this to us. Aren't they our brothers? And we are going to build a bridge to Sumatra. For what? So they can launch ground attack against us? Have we not been very nice to the Indonesians? Malaysia treated the first generation Indonesian-Malaysian better than she treated the fourth generation Malaysian Chinese or Malaysian Indians, or for that matter Sabah and Sarawak. Even when the Indons send us killer haze every year, we still can forgive them. Yet they bother only see to the isolated cases of abuse against Indon maids or something as excuseable as misunderstanding over a dance. We waltz the wrong turn and quickly they declare war with us?! Count your blessings, you Indon weirdo!
(Short laughter)
BOND: I like this side of you, princess.
JULAIHI: Nya ya bulih! Jangan main-main, Sara sudah marah.
DEVIL: (*Still laughing) I find this really funny and stupid at the same time. Malaysian bloggers versus Indon hackers, how bout that? Since we haven’t heard of any counter strike from our own hackers – do we have any hacker? – maybe we should just send the bloggers to fight with the hackers. Malaysian bloggers are a force to reckon with, aren’t they? They did extremely good job at the 2008 Election. They almost hacked the whole BN. Now go blog the hackers, too!
(Laughter)
BOND: What do you think we’re doing now?
DEVIL: I just don’t know why Indon hackers want to provoke us. That’s so childish. Nobody really cares about ‘stealing Indon culture’. Indonesia is full of immature citizens, including their media people. They never do anything to help their poor anyway or, when it matters, do anything to free their country from the choking poverty. But when it comes to culture, oh my god, they’re all up and arms. I bet they’re making threats at us because they have nothing better to do in their cramped cities. They’re frustrated lots with nearly everything in the world. They’re doomed as failures. So from time to time they need to find someone to vent their anger, hoping such diversion can make them forget their shame. But one look at an Indon we can see almost the whole history of Indonesian fuck ups are written all over his face.
BOND: You know, when it comes to giving the nastiest blow you’re the man, Devil, I give that to you. But don’t blame the Indonesians entirely. Look at our politicians, I mean the one from the ruling party. Similarly they’re a bunch of losers who’re quick to pick on somebody’s wrong to eclipse their own failure. They’re all armed to the teeth against Pak Lah, but where are they now? Ouch! There they are, scurrying away like dog with tail between its legs. Why not arrest all the ungrateful Indonesians under ISA, confirmed BENDERA or not confirmed, and hurl them to a squatter cell in Kamunting? That would have been the most appropriate punitive action against traitors. If anything it could serve as a lesson to the thousands Indonesians making bee-line at Malaysian borders. They hope to find good living in this country, fine; we allow them to bid for good living. But don’t forget to say thanks after your stomach is full. Throw stone at us or we’ll throw you back into your Third World.
SARA: If they’re good at hacking, why don’t they hack Najib’s wife pink blog?
DEVIL: Why can’t our hackers, the whole army of Malaysia Boleh hackers show them Indon pricks that if Malaysia can hack even the outer space just what is Indonesia firewall? Maybe because our so-called computer geniuses in Malaya are the same old substandard contaminated products made in China assembled in Malaysia. And because they’re after all ONLY Malayans, no better than that, they failed us when we needed them most.
BOND: It is a great pity that these obviously technically talented people do-not use their skills in a positive way to advance Indonesia, instead of acting like very immature, stupid children. They are an embarrassment to Indonesia. That’s probably why our hackers don’t retaliate, Devil, because we don’t want to do the same immature, stupid thing.
SARA: We don’t need hackers to punish Indonesia. Nature just sends them earthquakes.
(Laughter in the house)
(But died out with a snap when Julaihi pointed to a poster of dead children under rubbles in Sumatera)
JULAIHI: Tak semua Indon jahat-jahat belaka, saudara-saudari sekalian. Silakan baca laporan ini pula:
A statement posted on a blog titled “Terselubung” says that a number of Malaysian Web sites had been hacked and defaced to “celebrate” Malaysia’s Independence Day, which was celebrated on Monday.
“Today, Aug. 31, 2009, an uncreative country, a country who likes to steal Indonesian culture, a country whose citizen is the mastermind of bombings in Indonesia, a country who has tortured many of our sisters — the migrant workers who worked there, a country who abused our national anthem, a country who harassed Indonesia on the Internet, a country that has stolen Sipadan and Ligitan islands, a country which has trespassed our water illegally, a country which received their independence from Britain, is celebrating its anniversary. As good Indonesian citizens, we will celebrate their independence in our own way. We are celebrating by undertaking a mass attack on the country’s Web sites,” the Web site statement read.
The site then listed more than 120 Internet addresses, including domains for Malaysian education and tourism pages. Many websites had recovered from the attacks. Only a few private Web sites still displayed the hacker’s message, including that of Leafyard, an Internet marketing company. With the Indonesian national anthem playing in the background, the hacked Leafyard Web site was signed by M364tron and said: “One by one you take our culture, but we will not be silent. You will always be my main target.”
DEVIL: Oh my god! See what I mean. Even an Internet company cannot fix its own Internet problem. No wonder they cannot build 100% waterproof roofing. Malaya oh Malaya.
Teuku Faizasyah, spokesman of the Indonesian Foreign Ministry, expressed “regret” over the move by local hackers and called on both sides to keep cool. “I think they have responded in an inappropriate manner that will only harm both sides. We don’t believe that the attacks on Malaysian Web sites will, to a larger extent, disturb bilateral relations, but they could somehow lead to the psychological state of being irritated, so everyone must cool down.”
Musni Umar, an Indonesian member of the Eminent Persons Group, an organization of experts and former leaders from the two countries, said the hackers were overreacting and the incident involved only young people who tended to act emotionally instead of rationally. “I’m not worried about today, I’m worried about when this younger generation takes their turn to lead this country with a bad impression toward their neighbor,” said Umar, who is also a spokesman for the EPG.
(Source: http://thejakartaglobe.com/home/indonesian-hackers-claim-web-attack-on-malaysian-sites/327111)
BOND: Indonesia's grudge on Malaysia is old news since our independence, when UMNO refused to join Indonesia Raya, a superstate based on Nusantara. If the opposition back then won, we wouldn't have had this particular problem.
SARA: Or we could have more problems. If Malaysia merged with Indonesia, Malaysia will become more of Indonesia instead of Indonesia becoming prosperous like Malaysia. The Indonesia Factor is too much of a bad influence. Any country for that matter can become as lost as Indonesia if they joined Indonesia. Because all the problems come from Indonesia: First, they rioted against the Dutch. After the Dutch’s gone they turned the machetes on the communists. Next they charged at their own president. The president left the scene and then, with no where else to look for trouble, they attacked their own people, the Indonesian Chinese, and then the Christian Indonesians. Next, they bombed the foreigners. The tsunami problem is not over yet but already they want to start a new problem with Malaysia. Will they ever stop?!
Indonesia is a country with too many problems. The country has still to undergo its main stage of modernization, yet they can afford to make problems for themselves. It’s no longer the question for what is that; it’s the question of why would they want to do that. The answer is simple, problem breeds problems; these problematic people have inhabited a troublesome society for too long they don’t know how to become somebody else.
Looking at the Jakarta skyscrapers or at the Bali villas it's hard to imagine that tens of millions still live in pre-modern age. They should blame themselves! Stop looking elsewhere, look in the mirror. They want to eradicate poverty yet they allow the population to outgrow economic production. The world had wanted to help them. Then mistakes happened, in the form of the wrong policy of energy subsidies which has forced away the foreign capitals. As the result of that the oil production can't even meet the domestic demands. Of course cooking in oil fire is cheaper than cooking in microwave oven but if the natural resource consumption must continue in every Indonesian household for the next 20 years, Indonesia will have its oil reserves completely exhausted. So whose fault is that? I know who. It has got to be Barack Obama!
(Uproar of laughter)
(Handclaps)
JULAIHI: Demikian tadi hujah-hujah Sarah J. Brooke yang sangat-sangat mengena, termasuk lawak Obama. Tidak sia-sia kita menghantar Scout genit kita ni untuk membuat pengintipan di Indonesia. Baik lah… kita akan berehat seketika untuk memberi peluang kepada slot iklan. Sekembalinya kita nanti, akan berlangsung satu topik yang paling menarik “Mengapa Indon suka cari pasal”. Kita berehat selama 15 minit. Kepada sesiapa yang suka merokok, inilah masanya untuk membuang gian. Silakan ikut pakcik pergi hisap cerut.
War on Indons
http://knightadventure.blogspot.com/2009/10/war-with-indons.html
By The Four Horsemen
Third Session of Dewan Selamba:
Indonesia the cursed land
Bersambung...
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1. http://www.mysinchew.com/node/29950
2. http://www.mysarawak.org/2009/10/11/what-indonesian-invasion.html
3. http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v5/newsgeneral.php?id=445161
4. http://www.antaranews.com/en/news/1254923036/epg-discounts-organizations-threat-to-attack-malaysia
5. http://www.muslimedia.com/archives/sea99/indo-dead.htm
6. http://thejakartaglobe.com/home/indonesian-hackers-claim-web-attack-on-malaysian-sites/327111
7. http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/index.php/malaysia/36621-indonesian-hackers-attack-malaysian-websites
8. http://www.ired.com/news/mkt/indonesia.htm
9. http://www.fsmitha.com/h2/ch23t.htm
10. http://www.christiantoday.com/article/shock.as.three.christian.school.girls.in.indonesia.are.beheaded/4397.htm
11. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Indonesian
12. http://www.massviolence.org/The-Indonesian-Killings-of-1965-1966?var_recherche=violence%20against%20indonesian%20presidents
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